In fact, in your case they're nothing 7. Everybody went crazy and started and corny puns in the forum topic and in no time, more than 7000 entries of funny jokes were added for our laughing needs. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. I thought the zoo is closed at night! Speaking of sass, there's another aspect of Supernatural that we haven't properly praised: all of the grade-A, totally brilliant insults. Next day, Benji was walking with uglier girl.
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room. Can I ignore you some other time? Her mother spoke angrily to her and told her that the stranger just wanted to see her underwear under the dress. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor. It isn't as ugly as your face! I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. Other categories of insults Top-Funny-Jokes. After the little girl climbed up and down the stranger gave her some candies. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That? One day, in the heaven, Benjamin was walking with really ugly girl. A guy needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. A lot of people have no talent! These hilarious jokes are so stupid that it will not only guarantee to make you facepalm but also laugh out loud at the same time.
Those sheep are so adorable! How would you like to feel the way you look? The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. Clicking on a letter will take you to a page with all of the insults we can think of or have heard that start with that letter, for your amusement or so you can use them on some unsuspecting shmoe at school, work, family vacations, field trips, pedestrians, on the road, family reunions, doctors offices, law firms, museums, and anywhere else your saggy ass desires. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. Here you will find a list of insults consisting only of a single word. Choose the ones you like best and remember them the next time you need to insult someone. Must have been a long and lonely journey. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance? They have just lost their bull.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She was back home with her family. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. We have divided and organized all the jokes, riddles, insults and pick up lines into different categories, to make is easier for you to find your favorites pieces.
How much will you charge? Again she told her mother. It's nice of you to take the blame! Did someone leave your cage open? I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me! So the guy went, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. We would like to hear from you. One can get a little confused, because many of them reminds of each other. To get in tough with us, simply send us an email at contact funnyworm. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.
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I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years? He has a mechanical mind. Do u practice being this ugly? The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It probably doesn't, but this page may contain affiliate links, which means I receive a commission if you make a purchase using such links. Can you die of constipation? I know you're not as stupid as you look.
I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. Well, your in luck because I've just started a bio page. Humor Links Special Thanks to Scritch's Multilingual Swear List for the Arabic, Italian, Indonesian, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Serbian, Yiddish, and Hebrew insults that helped to fill out my page. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! Were you born on the highway? Her mother yelled loudly at her for again climbing the tree.